Via a post on Boing Boing about robot jokes, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Jokes Made by Robots, for Robots.

How do you stop a robot from destroying you and the rest of civilization?

You don’t.

I laughed, I cried. I still think I’m more afraid of the coming mollusks overlords. Mollusks are slimey, robots aren’t. ‘Nough said.

Now would be a good time to ping the old Fnorder, just for old times sake.