As if my childhood wasn’t shattered enough by my investigative analysis showing that Snuffleupagus is a mob enforcer, now I hear that Elmo is a mule smuggling illegal drugs?
We start with a bust that somehow eluded me, of an alleged meth trafficking ring that had the gall to recruit Sesame Street’s Elmo to smuggle its dastardly dope.
Personally, I think it’s obvious that the death of Mr. Hooper was the beginning of the fall of Sesame Street into decline. After Mr. Hooper’s death, the candy store must have started to sell candy, if you know what I’m saying.
I have always suspected there was something infernally wrong with Elmo, and now my fears have been proven true.