A GIANT owl that devours foxes and small deer is terrorising shoppers and drinkers in a town centre.
It launches itself off high roofs and swoops on passers-by with talons outstretched.
Late-night shoppers and revellers even take taxis to avoid falling â€œpreyâ€ to the eagle owl, which has a 5ft wingspan.
OMG. This could only get worse if that owl gets its talons on some dynamite. Good thing I’m on the same side as the dynamiting owls and rabid attack lobsters … until their “sudden but inevitable, betrayal” …
Oh, woe. It’s … it’s just like Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, only … um, with more animal diversity.