# Undead Turkey Sandwich

Back from the dead for the holidays: “As turkey day approaches, we have the chance to ask Joel Hodgson whatever you can think of.” [via]

I has such high hopes for an e-mail in my inbox with the subject: “Vampire Hose Map Needle Sandwich.” But, alas, it was merely a fancy name for spam.

As I was writing an e-mail this morning, I mistyped “yeasterday” instead of “yesterday” … only, I’m now convinced that this needs to be a new holiday. Perhaps it should be opposite Festivus on the wheel of the year?