"The Great Sphinx of Giza might have originally had the face of a lion and could be much older than previously thought, archaeologists have claimed.
Until now its origins have been one of history's most enigmatic mysteries, but a new study suggests that the icon did not have the face of a pharaoh."
Someone finally figured out step 2: "7. Send out a press release announcing 'systemic risk.' Tell the Treasury Secretary and the Federal Reserve Chief that your imminent collapse will wreak global havoc. Apply for bailout."