ZOMG my ex moved to PDX 1

ZOMG my ex moved to PDX
she didn’t want to, before
things change, time passes
of course it does, I know
now make the liquid of life flow
sharing the breasts of Portlandia
I’m fresh out of the good blow
should have moved to Bolivia
try to feel anything, something
nothing less, other than this
maybe it’s time to take up cutting
something else I cannot miss
suckling sore teats, this slow sialorrhea

(part 1 of a series of “ZOMG my ex moved to PDX” wannabe emo punk lyrics)