- Watching Nouvelle Vague doing a live cover of Bela Lugosi's Dead: http://bit.ly/vPHJB #
- Listening to Midnight Mixtape on KBOO: http://kboo.fm/MidnightMixtape #
- Exciting new project for me, on which I've been working for the last 12 hours … #
- Wow. @KBOO is wacky late at night. #
- Oh. Duh. I don't know why I didn't think of using Textpander. It's so much quicker than switching from document to for frequent clips. #
- And, my package arrived in the mail, but it wasn't enough to distract me from my new project. I've been going 10 hours so far today … #
- Okay, theatre peeps, it's quiz time! Which gel was it that we used all the time at LCC so we looked good without stage makeup? #
- Um, in the lights, not our hair! Sheesh! "Which gel was it that we used all the time at LCC so we looked good without stage makeup?" #
- Apparently, my tweets are no longer updating my FB status, as of some time yesterday. #
- @royalbananafish I don't think a séance will help … but, on the other hand, if the bastard was well-done, I support Zelazny movies! in reply to royalbananafish #
- @royalbananafish That wasn't a smack. It was a love tap. in reply to royalbananafish #
- @royalbananafish At LCC is was a "Number Nine" something, but I've forgotten. It didn't have a fancy name. I'll check the 'bastard' out! in reply to royalbananafish #
- @royalbananafish That 'bastard' is a No. 4 gel, by damn. And, it looks about right! You rock. in reply to royalbananafish #
- @royalbananafish Oh, I don't doubt your wisdom, strength or beauty. I'm just wondering if it's _exactly_ the same as the one we used at LCC. in reply to royalbananafish #
- @royalbananafish You know, for some value of "exact" which matches the memory of someone that remembers better than I … in reply to royalbananafish #
- Greg Pattillo beatboxing the theme to Sesame Street … on a flute! On a flute! Sesame Street! http://bit.ly/XH8yk #
- So, a wiki is actually more like an intertext than hypertext. Or, social media is intertext. #
- So, we've got a whole hell of a lot of proprietary "intertext transfer protocols" going on, and Web 2.0+ tries to unify an ITTP. #
- Huzzah for Alan Turing! And kudos to the British gov't of PM Brown. #
- That awesome project I was working so hard? Yep, it's http://hermetic.com/ which Al has entrusted me to take over! #
- Checkin' out the Nov 22, 2005 Wayback for bkwyrm.net: http://web.archive.org/web/20050502181452/www.bkwyrm.net/ #
- I know it was just a gas lawn mower, but you know; that smells exactly like Yerba Maté. I think that's disturbing. #
- F. Pessoa: "We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams, And each to each other dreams of others' dreams." http://tinyurl.com/lwafhg #
- I just heard spoken Irish from http://kboo.fm/RadioFreeIreland on @KBOO #
- It's follow friday. And, I recommend following The Hermetic Library at Hermetic.com via @hermeticlibrary of course! #
- @thebkwyrm I have heard it before. I've spoken and sung Irish, but not fluently. A great day: speaking Irish in Ireland in the Gaeltacht! in reply to thebkwyrm #
- Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to configure GPG I go! #
- @plutopsyche The year 1901 in reply to plutopsyche #
- Time to get ready to head to rehearsal for Parzival! #
- RT @HomegrownSmoker I'M TALKING SLOW SMOKED, VEGAN BBQ! #
- Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day! Get episode 1 of Tales of Monkey Island free today only! Cool. http://www.telltalegames.com/playlikeapirate #
- @northanger Nope, not Al. I'm @jgbell and Al's passed the site to me so it will keep going. Glad to hear you're a fan! in reply to northanger #
- "If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers." http://tinyurl.com/naashn #
- @plutopsyche Yeah, it's all darned great stuff that Monkey Island. in reply to plutopsyche #
- Too much caffeine, not enough food. Oops. #
- Currently, I find myself morbidly fascinated by the years and years of sustained impending doom talk on Barbelith. #
- Let me get this right: basically, @MojoCrepes_PDX are japanese twinkies, but, you know, tasty. #
- Oh, no! They will also have Voodoo Doughnuts at @MojoCrepes_PDX near me! I'm doomed! #
- This is the same block as Thai food and Boba Tea … #
- @slumberland mei< it's like my own mini-mall of carbs. in reply to slumberland #
- The Hermetic Library just pwnd me on facebook. Passed me up in after only a couple days. #
- But, I'm still leading The Hermetic Library on twitter! #
- Listening to the words and rhythm of Hard Knock Radio http://kboo.fm/HardKnockRadio on @KBOO #
- Did twitter's favicon just get stupid or what? What the hell is that? #
- Does anyone know a place in PDX that sells Kulgrinda CDs? #
- There's some intense action going on over at the G20 protest being reported by https://twitter.com/portlandimc #
- Apparently 1/3 of the traffic to my blog was me, because it dropped that much when I started to work on Hermetic.com … narcissist much? #
- I went through all that to re-stock my pantry for realz and there's still nothing I want to eat or cook in the house? #Seriously #
- RT @joguldi "world leaders would prefer you not to see … the depths of the plague … crippling the world's economies" http://is.gd/3FVbR #
- That ghost fleet is really a potent story! #
- Apparently facebook lite is available in all English speaking countries http://lite.facebook.com/ as of the 10th. #
- It's a crime against humanity that they taint 1/3 of a box of otherwise precious Lemon-Lime and Root Beer popsicles with … Banana. Ugh! #
- "GI Joe" should have been subtitled "International Robocop of Mystery" #
- "UP" was not just great Pixar, and great animated cinema; but, it was a great film all around. It had surprising emotional depth and arc. #
- "The Hurt Locker" reminded me of "Jacob's Ladder" as it was profound until the last moment when it spoiled, leaving a funky taste behind. #
- Taking "Seven are the veils of the dancing-girl in the harem of IT" to heart, I am preparing to buy a server. Then, I'll wait for the harem. #
- "Like a liar at a witch trial, you look good for your age. I'm eating you. I'm overfed. Your milk's in my mouth. It makes me sick." #
- "I am milk. I am red hot kitchen. And I am cool, cool as the deep blue ocean. I'm waiting, I'm waiting for you." #
- "Mother of the Sun, Whose Body is White with the Milk of the Stars, bend upon Thy servant and impart unto him Thy Secret Kiss!" #
- "O Thou light and delight, ravish me away into the milky ocean of the stars!" #
- After a rousing set starting with @March_Fourth, I'm now getting a lesson in hip language from @KMHD_Jazz_Radio can you dig? #
- @KMHD_Jazz_Radio Great lunch set today! M4 got it going, and I really needed the lessons in hip, and how! "Dig yourself, baby!" #
- And now @KMHD_Jazz_Radio is playing a Skerik track? Someone's stepping up the daytime, weekday game over there today. #
- Listening to the sheer brilliance of "Walkthrough": http://5090.fawm.org/songs/4255/ #
- Apparently, Netflix is going to let people watch Wizard of Oz online for free on Oct 3rd. http://www.netflix.com/wizardofoz/ #
- Well, after ritual, I'm going to rush on out to the Cyclone of Slack on 10/10 pdxdevival.com anyone I know going too? #
- RT @jabancroft @mattcutts: Did you know you could do OCR with Google Docs? http://bit.ly/Ch593 Turn an image into a doc you can edit. Nice! #
- So, how many times am I going to listen to the looped menu music of this DVD? I'm clearly out going to go out of my mind before I press … #
- I really should watch this DVD now … #
- No, really, I'm going to watch that DVD now. #
- It's times like those that I'm reminded why I turned off comments on my own blog. #
- Okay, yeah, Monster Squad was silly, but in a good way. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093560/ #
- "Wolfman's got nards!" #
- Does anyone recognize this Crowley related image which appears to be a poster of some kind? http://tinyurl.com/y9aoosw #
- Live Austin City Limits broadcast w many + Medeski, Martin and Wood and Thievery Corporation Friday! http://www.iclips.net/acl2009.php #
- There is too damned much going on this weekend! #
- Decemberists & Ghostland Observatory and STS9 on Saturday http://www.iclips.net/acl2009.php #
- B-52s on Sunday http://www.iclips.net/acl2009.php #
- I can no longer sign in to FB using Safari? Strange. #
- By the by, we're in Banned Book week, so you know: be sure to read something subversive. #
- New server up in a few hrs, watching Serenity on-demand and my cat asleep on my mousing arm … life is good. Slightly hard to type though. #
- ZOMG! Netflix is going to carry the French and Russian versions of Law & Order: Criminal Intent! #
- Twitter lists coming soon: http://bit.ly/3jRCHt #
- RT @NathanFillion … Firefly Easter Egg on Castle set. Can YOU find it? #
- If you've nothing else going on, it's free Wizard of Oz streaming day: http://www.netflix.com/wizardofoz (But, you should read the books.) #
- RT @TheOtherLeslie @PearlJam on #acltv airs Nov 21. As always, check your local listing. Available to stream online 11/22. #
- RT @TheOtherLeslie McCready ends @PearlJam's #acltv set with the natl anthem a la Hendrix. Wounded Warriors on their feet, hands on hearts. #
- @ursonate Generally, I think new language is called slang until recognized, but there's l33t, TXT, emoji … in reply to ursonate #
- @thebkwyrm Wait .. isn't that the point? Does it count without the dunk? in reply to thebkwyrm #
- ""Now go forth and be spooky!" http://bit.ly/49o3Ay #
- Oh, please, of all possible awesome people to show up on http://sanctuaryforall.com/ they should introduce Sir Richard Francis Burton … #
- … played by … um, Bruce Campbell? Ha! That would be crazy awesome. Or, maybe, Ray Stevenson? #
- "Yeah, well, foolish is kinda how we roll." #
- Given the Davinci's Inquest alums on The Sanctuary, how about future appearances from Donnelly Rhodes, Nicholas Campbell and Emily Perkins? #
- Oh, and Ian Tracey and Venus Terzo! Hell, collect 'em all! #
- "The weird sisters, hand in hand … thrice to thine, and thrice to mine; and thrice again, to make up nine." #
- Okay, Weeds is blowing my mind. Not only is it great but even a new artist for the theme each episode … brilliant and awesome all around. #
- @slumberland Chris< The Scottish play was what I was watching, but discworld is spiffy too. in reply to slumberland #
- "Just no sucker punches to the stomach. That's how Houdini died and I ain't goin' like that." #
- Watching the new Stargate Universe episodes #
- Hey, boing boing's got a new design, sporting a spiffy new embedded font. Cool. #
- This could be the typography revolution the web that's been waiting to happen for over a decade. #
- (However, the grammar revolution, apparently, is still on the horizon, or … at least, until I get some sleep.) #
- Or, embedded fonts could become a blight light years worse than the blink tag … #
- "I thought you said we were friends!" "I said we were friend-ly." #
- Guess something fell off during the redesign … RT @joeljohnson R.I.P. Offworld #
- "So, these page numbers, when done correctly … should be sequential." #
- @openbuddha Yeah, it's cool, the ability to embed fonts! (Although, looks like BB took out the embedded font they had last night …) in reply to openbuddha #
- "Are you sorry we missed it?" "We didn't miss it. This is it." #
- I have just about had enough of Clear Wireless. It's a sack of steaming unreliable, intermittent crap here and I can SEE the cell tower. #
- "Okay, now the crab is getting aroused. Shut it down. Shut it down." #
- @ewindisch I think the thing that gets me most: I'm schlepping around w/ the antenna like I'm back w/ a B&W tv futzing w/ the rabbit ears in reply to ewindisch #
- RT @a_crowley_2012 Follow Friday @hermeticlibrary @oto_community @r6xx @rscarbonneau @lashtal @WeiserBooks #
- Listening to Tonio Hubilla via http://www.myspace.com/toniohubilla #
- "I hate it when you're in a good mood. It makes me feel unsafe." #
- We're at war with the moon, Obama's a Nobel laureate and Limbaugh is a Miss America judge. WTF is going on? #
- "When you came in the air went out." #
- All of Mojo Nixon free on MP3 via Amazon US: http://tinyurl.com/yf3×7f7 #
- Let's consider that "water on the moon" was just another pretext for war. http://tinyurl.com/32vr9z #
- Finally saw HP & 1/2 Blood Prince … good movie, not great; seemed more like a series of vignettes. Good laughs though … until the end. #
- Remember, if you smell rotten egg, it could be a gas leak. Leave the area immediately. #
- Also, digging can be dangerous. You might hurt your back! #
- Well, just banned my first crank from The Hermetic Library's facebook page. Only bad part? One less close to 888 fans! #
- And, I really didn't need to see a macrofocus shot of someone's eye being sutured closed in this movie … Egad! Blarg. #
- "it is dangerous to believe in personal miracles. It tends to make you feel important." #
- Whoa. Don't know what else to say. http://bit.ly/10wZdi #
- Still on the new server's shakedown cruise, but my unreliable home ISP is making this difficult. #
- In other news, I need new PJs. #
- I'll leave you to decide if those two things are related in some way. #
- On one hand, it is extremely frustrating that the onsite tech was unable to improve the performance of my Clear connection. #
- On the other hand, all my tech tricks and experimental troubleshooting were validated. Yes, it's borked in the way how I thought it was. #
- @anthony_HW I got in trouble for wearing a PJ top at a debate meet in college … not Hello Kitty though. Maybe it should have been! in reply to anthony_HW #
- Kevin Smith is doing a movie based on Warren Zevon's song about hockey? http://tinyurl.com/qga2j7 Curiouser and curiouser. #
- I never realized the ten plagues were themed to match ten Egyptian gods. #
- Post at Trackers talks about The Dunes, Dune, Olympia and Evergreen … http://tinyurl.com/yld9g39 #
- "It feels good to smash the TV, though. I feel like I’m participating in the political system." via http://lockpickbook.net/ #
- @stonetree Er, the ten plagues thing? For fun http://tinyurl.com/yfyqnv7 but moreover http://tinyurl.com/yjnapus in reply to stonetree #
- "'Cause any woman with a purse that big's bound to have something in it I don't wanna know about!" #
- I wonder if the "esoteric" sites with fundamentalist christian content I'm noticing recently part of an organized strategy of some kind. #
- Oregon Friends of Jung Red Book events Apr 16-17 include lecture & presentations by Dr. Shamdasani http://www.ofj.org/redbook #
- I just saw an online ad offering "-33% OFF" … um, no … you're not doing it right. #
- I was _this close_ to spending a ridiculous amount of money on a set of Ancient Greek self-study books at @Powells. Intervention anyone!? #
- @Powells See? That's what I'm saying. Great minds think al – Hey, wait a minute! You're not helping! in reply to Powells #
- So, will Apple's announcement tomorrow have an installable theme to match the UI of paper on Caprica? #
- And, speaking of Caprica, when does Zoe get it on with Count Iblis? #
- Wait. iWork exports ePub. iBooks read ePub. But, mail on iPad doesn't support ePub attachments? http://www.apple.com/ipad/specs/ #
- And, if iPad supports the greater XGA resolution native and through the dock, why not 720p? #
- because it's not wide enough. right. wide video will be letterboxed, and thus can't be 720p tall. still, it's a shame. maybe next revision. #
- "Because they said I can't." #
- "How do you tune a taco? How do you tune a taco? I don't know. I don't know." #
- iPad could actually be set to deliver on the promise of Network Computing, for everyone; and, would make an awesome party game controller. #
- I can see it now: a group of geeks each with an iPad huddled around a central iMac, playing an old-school RPG campaign … k-i-s-s-i-n-g. #
- I'm tempted by the idea of a double feature of Full Metal Jacket and The Road on the big screen at Living Room Theaters starting at 2:20 #
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Jan 30, 2010Tweets for 2010-01-30Jan 29, 2010The ultimate ipad dockA while ago, I posted my idea of the ultimate iPhone dock. and it seem only fitting that I also post the ultimate iPad dock. Honestly, I’m not nearly the first person to come up with the idea of pairing the iPad with the old-school Star Trek PADD, but I felt it needed to be done. And, for the love of all that’s good and holy, be sure it’s got blinkin’ lights, after all, I still gotta dream! ![]() Jan 26, 2010JIm Malcolm in Oregon on Feb 5th and 7thOne of my favourite artists is going to be in town next week. The shows are smaller, more intimate. In fact, the Portland show is going to be in a house. Apparently the show in Portland isn’t selling well, and they’re thinking of canceling it. (There’s some sporting event or another that Sunday they think people are distracted by, I guess.) I’ve seen him perform several times, both as part of Old Blind Dogs and solo, in Olympia. He’s good and fun. I haven’t seen him since leaving Olympia, so seeing him in Portland will be a little bittersweet. Maybe I’ll take some chocolate to the show. When I emailed to find out more, here’s the details I was sent about the shows in Oregon:
Jan 22, 2010Oregon Friends of Jung Red Book Program on April 16-17thA presentation, a lecture and a party in April around Jung’s Red Book are being organized by the Oregon Friends of Jung as a full program of events.
Jan 20, 2010HeliocentricityI’ve found myself thinking off and on over the [insert your favourite lengthy time interval here] about calendars. I’ve been interested in various calendars at various times, for some value of “interested” which ranges from genuine curiosity to amusement. A few of the calendars that come to mind off-hand which I’ve found interesting include the history of the Gregorian, the Discordian calendar, (although not strictly a calendar rather than a system of coordinated metric time) the Swatch @Beat, various cultural/ritual Lunar calendars, the 13 Moon calendar, the French Revolutionary calendar, and, recently, the Thelemic calendar. Believe me when I say that I’ve gone on many an Internet safari looking over various articles and also seeking a pocket watch which only displays the solar and lunar locations, at the minimal, or more recently offers the functions of a planetarium. Among the various thoughts I’ve had recently is the increasing sense that the Gregorian calendar appears to me to be more heliocentric than the Thelemic calendar. The Thelemic calendar system is supposed to be more appropriate than the Gregorian for a heliocentric age as it is purported to escape the unscientific notion of geocentric arrangement in the heavens. Of course, the reality of scientifically appropriate and accurate relativism means that any point can be the apparent center around which things more or less orbit, even if Occam’s Razor does preference some answers over others, but to intentionally build a system which places that point of reference at a solar center requires a notation that reflects that viewpoint, not another; or else the message of the system undermines what it is meant to mean. The indicators for the Thelemic calendar are the zodiacal house and degree in which the Sun appears and the house with the degree in which the Moon appears, both of which are notations of the apparent path of those bodies through the heavens as they move from the vantage point of the Earth. This notation represents the viewpoint that the Sun and Moon move, or at least tracks their apparent movement as if from a stationary Earth. Although this does use the only two celestial bodies for which retrograde motion isn’t an apparent issue, which is merely a mask that the model still presents this phenomena if other bodies are looked at in the very same way, it’s still from the perspective of those bodies moving as if around Earth. This calendar also has the further disadvantage of not necessarily being coordinated universal time, and instead can offer not only different calendar notations from different places on Earth, but is also ambiguously unclear about whether the notation is from one place on Earth. For example, one might use the Thelemic time server to read out time from a coordinated time or from the apparent notation where the observer is standing on Earth. Again, this is not only ambiguous but is conditional based on the apparent movement of the heavens as it appears from some point on earth. That’s pretty darned geocentric for a system adopted in order to represent a heliocentric intent. ![]() A discussion of this notation as a way of “tracking of the sun and moon through the zodiac” can be found at Thelemapedia’s Calendar article. The specificity of the system clearly implies a mobile Sun and Moon from the viewpoint of the Earth and the observer. The Gregorian calendar, however, is actually a bit more ambivalent. It could be said of the Gregorian calendar that the year marks the point at which the Sun returns to the same point in the sky as viewed from Earth, but could also be said to represent the Earth returning to the same point along its orbit around a stationary Sun. The advantage here is that whether from a stationary Earth or a stationary Sun, the notation is the same, and thus is flexibly useful across paradigms. Further, the notation is universally coordinated for users of the same calendar except for the minor caveat of the International Date Line. Thus, since the Gregorian calendar is, aside from a minor issue, more universally coordinated (not talking about the clock here, but the calendar) no matter where on Earth one is, and can be said to represent the journey of the Earth around a stationary Sun, it is definitely more heliocentric than the Thelemic calendar. In other words, one of the useful things about the status quo Gregorian system is that it is amenable to various paradigms of thought on centricism. This flexibility of meaning, this ambivalence, is part of the system’s longevity. Any novel proposal must somehow overcome this utilitarian and somewhat universal appeal to have any hope of general adoption. ![]() However, and here’s a comparative-benefit alternative affirmative case, there’s a way to create a more heliocentric calendar than either the Gregorian or Thelemic systems. Simply use instead the apparent house and degree of the Earth from the viewpoint of the Sun, instead of the apparent house and degree of the Sun from the viewpoint of the Earth. Essentially, this is diametrically opposite a position in the sky from the Thelemic notation of the Sun from a geocentric position. This is nicely metaphorical and poetical, since the one-hundred and eighty degree dichotomy neatly mirrors breaking from geocentric to heliocentric as well moving radically between Aeons. ![]() (I’ll avoid the obvious preciousness of calling this alternative the Griogairian system. “Oops! … I did it again.”) For the minor indicator, one could use the Moon, assuming the realization that this is as the Moon travels about the mobile Earth, which makes some sense to me since it nicely echos the Collect language, “… so that we may in our particular orbit give out light and life to them that revolve about us …” [see], but using a lunar notation from the viewpoint of the Earth is by definition geocentric, even if it is the minor index of the notation, and thus counter to the intent of switching to a heliocentric model; and, a lunar position from the viewpoint of the Sun would just simply be unreasonably confusing, violating Occam’s Razor, and thus run counter to the intent of switching to a more rational, modern and scientific calendar. ![]() One might decide instead to use for the minor index, say, the house and degree of fast moving Mercury’s apparent position from the viewpoint of the Sun. Mercury, the messenger, king of jesters and jester to kings, as it dances like a crazed piper close to the throne of the gravity well. (Mercury sure holds appeal for me because of that correspondence, if this were about advocating my own personal system. But, there may actually be something which will remain unexplored here about using personally or situationally relevant planetary influences to mark time.) Another possibility is to use Mars, since there’s some correspondence with Ra-Hoor-Khuit that is particularly sub-culturally relevant. But, the point remains that the major indicator should be the movement of the Earth around the apparently stationary Sun, or else the notation is simply not heliocentric, in spite of claims otherwise. One could go further, and like the concentric rings of the Mayan calendar stone, develop a notation for larger periodic movements. The precession of the equinoxes may not be suitable, since it’s the apparent precession from the viewpoint of the Earth; but, could be used for its symbolic relation to the Aeons. Another option is to develop some indicator based on the travels of the Sun around the galactic core, but the gap between the cycle of the Earth around the Sun to the cycle of the Sun around the galactic core may simply be too wide to be useful. Perhaps one of the other planets as it moves around the Sun, or the periodicity of a particular comet, would be suitably longer in period while still being a notation from the viewpoint of the Sun. The most useful of these longer periodic movements would be ones that could be verified visually in some fashion through reasonable astronomical observation and some calculation, instead of something that would not be verifiable through some observational technique or only through calculations. It seems to me the Thelemic calendar actually moves further away from a heliocentric notation, not toward it; and fails to provide a suitable universally coordinated notation, since it offers two plausible notations for date-time at each geographic location. For example, depending whether I am using my timezone or not as my point of view, January 1, 2010 EV at 00:00:00 could appear as either (using no offset):
or (using an improbable, but funny, offset of -666 minutes, near the International Date Line):
Further, January 1, 2001 EV at 00:00:00 could appear as either (using no offset):
or (again using an improbable, but funny, offset of -666 minutes, near the International Date Line):
While these examples only demonstrate differences by degree, other specific times on this planet will also have more dramatic differences in zodiac as well, but certainly minute and second. And, to be fair, the documentation of the Thelemic Time Server does make clear that the difference in degree based on location on Earth is negligible, natheless it does exist. And, since we’re talking about science, accuracy is a matter of sensitivity in measurement. ![]() And, most importantly, notice that the canonical Thelemic notation offers no indication of what offset is being used, are approximately twice as long, and are more syntactically complex than the alternative status quo. Canonical date-time in Gregorian would generally offer some time zone indication, be shorter, and quicker to parse. It’s possible that the time and time zone would be also specified in conjunction to the Thelemic notation, but this would mean using neither canonical nor purely Thelemic notation. These examples of Thelemic notation also mix diversely different symbol sets, since each have different bases. There’s base-10, base-12, base-26, and so on. There’s alphabetical and numeric and symbolic. This notation also mixes two languages which makes it either detached from the vernacular or else makes it pseudo-Latin. These two points alone suggest that the notation is unnecessarily complex and not well designed. It may be worth noting here also that by being more granular than the smallest unit used by the Gregorian, a day, the Thelemic calendar is actually overlapping two different systems. The Thelemic calendar actually offers a granularity which requires two systems under the status quo, the Gregorian calendar and the system of time told by a clock. This might seem to be a useful simplification, but rather, and very often, the Thelemic calendar system is used in conjunction with times given by clock, thus it does not actually simplify over the symbiotic relationship between calendar and clock of the status quo since that relationship is maintained. Also, generally, the proponents of the Thelemic calendar do not rail against the clock, rather only against the calendar of the status quo; so, those proponents cannot be said to actually be proposing the simplification of dissolving the two into one … at least, um, in this case. Further, it’s worth noting that the Thelemic date system is computationally obfuscated when compared to common numerical representations of the Gregorian date system in the same way that the Roman numeral system is computationally obfuscated when compared to the Arabic numeral system, as there is no canonically correct way to note a Thelemic date in purely numerical notation [see]. Whereas, for example, even the 13 Moon calendar has a computationally useful canonical notation, such as representing December 20, 2012 as:
which is computationally convenient. That’s not to say that the Thelemic notation is impossible, as is clearly demonstrated by the reverse lookup facility of the Thelemic Time Server [see]; but, rather that it’s more obfuscated and thus has less comparative utility because it does not offer a clear and canonical numerical notation. For example, a decimal notation for the Thelemic calendar could be something like:
where the order is from greater to lesser, with year first followed by the major index and then minor index (which, by the way, is also disordered in the current Thelemic notation as major, minor and then followed by the greatest index of year). The first CDMS is the constellation, degree, minute and second of the major index, and the second is the second; and finally the digital representation of the Thelemic years since The Equinox of the Gods in 1904. This notation could be used in a less granular way, say by dropping minutes and seconds, like representing January 1, 2001 EV at 00:00:00 (using no offset) as:
(which means Sun in 10° Capricorn and Moon in 18° Pisces in the year 96). Additionally, for even more granularity, the seconds could include decimal fractions. “96::10:10::12:18″ is significantly simpler, of greater utility, and more concise than “Sol in 10° Capricorni : Luna in 18° Piscis : dies Lunæ : Anno IVviii æræ novæ”. This decimal notation is also less obfuscated and still simpler and of greater utility than the more abbreviated Thelemic notation which uses mixed symbol sets of alphabet and zodiac. Obvious proof of this is that this decimal notation could appear on a simple LED digital clock and be understood. Therefore, it seems to me a reasonable conclusion that a more properly heliocentric time notation than either the Thelemic or Gregorian calendars offer would be to use the universally coordinated, and unambiguous, position of the Earth relative to the Sun instead of the apparent position of the Sun relative to the Earth. I also feel it worth reflecting on the fact that in general novel time and calendar systems have to my eyes failed because they are more complex, and thus more unwieldy, or less precise, and thus less useful, than the status quo system of notation and calculation. For example, the Swatch @Beat was actually less granular than the standard second, though it was universally coordinated and metric; and that lack of granularity actually was one reason, but certainly not the only, why it did not develop a wider following. (Another relevant criticism of the Swatch @Beat was that while it was universally coordinated, it used as the mean the location of Swatch HQ in Biel, CH. Using an UTC based on Boleskine in a Thelemic system would also be subject to this same criticism.) In this case, the Thelemic calendar appear to fail, as demonstrated above, to improve on the Gregorian calendar system in both of these areas: ease and precision. It fails ease because of the difficulty of conversion and use in daily activities for general application. It fails in precision because it requires much more notation to mark precise date-time, and even if a more precise degree is noted with both minutes and seconds the notation is still of ambiguous offset. Obviously a ritual or religious calendar has less necessary need to oblige the users with general ease and unambiguous precision than a civic or secular calendar; but offering both is something that will aid in the cross-over of a primarily religious calendar into common use for civic and secular purposes. But, even aside from these issues, the Thelemic calendar fails to actually deliver on the intent of being more suitable to a heliocentric worldview because it is actually quite geocentric in notation. The claim that the Thelemic calendar notation is more heliocentric that the Gregorian is simply false, and there is a demonstrably better notation in which it is possible to be more heliocentric than the Thelemic calendar. Though this alternative I’ve explored does not answer the issues of ease or precision either, my alternative suggestion succeeds as a comparative benefit because it more fully meets the intent toward heliocentricity. A true and obvious advance in ease and precision is needed from any novel proposal in order to have the chance for civic and secular adoption, and the current Thelemic calendar system and notation does not meet that test of modern utility and applicability no matter how laudable as a poetic, symbolically-rich, religiously significant or qualitative system it may be. This and it’s utility to sub-cultural identity formation by simply being different actually seem counter-productive to adoption in the mainstream of the core meaning of heliocentricity. Conclusions Not only does the current Thelemic calendar and notation system fail to best the Gregorian for utility and adoption, but it also fails to be the best way to present a heliocentric model and paradigm when compared to either the Gregorian or an alternative. In fact, the Thelemic system is not only geocentric but also opaquely observer-location dependent; which would fit with the Aeon of the Child if it were indicated, but would be even less convenient or universally coordinated. Based on this thinking, I have a few concluding suggestions that might be adopted to improve the Thelemic calendar and notation system. One or more of the following could be adopted:
Update 21jan2010 @ 2:44pm: Clay F. suggests to me that the paradigm for the Thelemic system is egocentric not heliocentric, which is a possible paradigmatic meaning of the system. ![]() However, while the Thelemic system is inherently observer-dependent, it fails to note even the possible use of the offset of the observer, if used at all, and thus does not clearly specify an egocentric over geocentric paradigm. Thus, if it is meant to be egocentric, it also fails at that. To succeed it should include at least the offset, but might fully specify the location on Earth by latitude and longitude and maybe something about which individual it is that is making the observation, such as a short biographical statement or motto. But, a truly egocentric model would include epicycles, and other subjective notions. Even Earth would be tumbling about underneath Ego like a spirograph. Oh, so very post-modern in a neo-romantic way. But, then it continues to fail utility and convenience, and is still and moreso certainly not likely to be widely adopted. He also pointed out that another issue I didn’t mention with the minor lunar index is that it is not unique to a particular date, and that without more accurate notation, a particular solar and lunar set of degree can reoccur for times separated by a lunar month. His suggestion to resolve this specific fault is to drop the lunar index but include the planetary day in the notation, such as “sol in 1° aq., dies jovis”. He also pointed out as an oddity that the Thelemic system is using the tropical not sidereal zodiac. Update 25jan2010 @ 9:54am: Stephen C. suggests an interesting possible paradigmatic shift for the Thelemic system which didn’t really occur to me, and that is to see the system as not to really focused on the observer location but on Sun as being in the center on a line between Earth and the sign. ![]() This is sort of seeing the relationship as being like a teeter-toter, with Sun as a pivot, or fulcrum. Instead of Sun constantly cock-blocking the current constellation, like a cat always trying to sit between you and the TV, Earth and the current degree along the zodiac chase each other around Sun, like Enterprise and Reliant around Regula I in The Wrath of Khan. There’s something about this that seems interestingly reminiscent of the notion of an alternate Earth in the opposite orbit from Earth prime, hanging out in L3, like divine brothers, sons of Sun, battling over solar inheritance. There’s also something to this that seems appropriate to the switch from LVX to NOX, with a persistent shadow of sorts marking time as a celestial-scale sundial. However, I think if this were the paradigm one wanted to suggest, then the notation might better reflect that by iconographically representing this relationship. It also doesn’t address the other issues about which I made suggestions. Jan 19, 2010Digest for January 19th
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Jan 9, 2010Matt Haimovitz at Doug Fir on Jan 21st at 9pmBack in Nov ‘07, I got to see Matt Haimovitz play with members of the Portland Cello Project in the music section of a book shop in downtown Portland. I wrote about that after seeing the show. The space was simply packed with people, wall to wall. It was definitely interesting. Looks like Haimovitz is back in town, and a few other local cello players will be opening, at the Doug Fir on Jan 21st at 9pm. (There’s little bit of confusion because the Doug Fir ticket info says 9pm, but an email I got suggested that some of the cellists might start playing around 8:30pm, but I’m going to go with Doug Fir’s statement of time.) Benefit show for Skip Von Kuske at Kennedy School on Jan 14th at 7pmThere’s a special benefit show, free but donations requested, for Skip Von Kuske on Thu, Jan 14th. There’s more info here.
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