Tweets for 2010-08-29

  • If that vagina is eight miles wide, there'll be a moon river, oh, yeah … #
  • "wider than a mile, I'll cross you in style, some day" #
  • Gonna use Pinocchio's nose as a wand. Just snap it off; it'll grow back. It's a renewable resource! #
  • "pardon me, but I appear to be on fire." "oh, rocky! again?!" #
  • Evanston, Chicago-lite. Tastes great, less killing. #
  • "I do declare that to be the best jest of the morning!" "huzzah!" #
  • "I see no sign of Free Will here. I guess I'll have to pay." #
  • "Nothing says breakfast like warm beer, leftover pizza, scotch, coffee and pita bread!" "It's the continental breakfast of OTO!" #
  • "You can't carpet bomb hipsters. It's a basic point of military doctrine." #
  • "How could that be bad? What's the worst that can happen?" #
  • They took the last guy out of here in an ambulance. This is going to be AWESOME! #