I used to think you were evil

B: I used to think you were evil …

A & B: …

B: Now I know you’re just ridiculous. That’s when I got bored of dealing with you, because it no longer had any urgency.

A: Coming from you … that criticism is surreal. It’s like you don’t recognize your own reflection in the mirror.

A & B: …

B: I’ve just realized that you’re a new kind of vampire, the one that sucks the joy out of any room and kills the reason for being there.