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"I can just picture Gandalf and Elrond leaning forward and staring at Frodo as they say all this. There's an uncomfortable silence and finally Frodo goes, 'Ok, fine, I'll carry the fucking ring. Christ.'"
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"Patches or swirls on a cat often look like pieces of a jigsaw puzzle that moved away from each other. That's actually what happens at the embryonic stage. A simple illustration: The surface of the embryo starts out all colored. The embryo grows but the color 'layer' can't keep up, and cracks apart!"
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"DANGER COULD BE MY MIDDLE NAME, BUT IT'S CHRISTINE. I LIKE BIG BUTTONS AND CANNOT LIE."
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"This sits on top of my vanity. I found it at a flea market a few years ago, asked the guy how much he wanted, and he breathed, 'Just take it. Don't show it to my wife.'"
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"FIELD GUIDE to the PHILOSOPROPS, DELICATE EMPIRICIST THEORIES, RADIONIC DEVICES & APPARATUS, SUBTLE REALITY TECHNOLOGIES, CONCEPTUAL & NON-CONCEPTUAL CAMPAIGNS, PHENOMENA, NON-PHENOMENA, AND SONIC DISOBEDIENCE of ALYCE SANTORO"