Tweets for 2011-04-29

  • The thing about corporate personhood: since corporations are asexual hermaphrodites, how come conservatives love them so much?! #
  • The thing about corporate personhood: corporations should consider pre-nups, like saving Flip all the heartache after Cicso didn't work out. #
  • The thing about corporate personhood: if corporations are people why have no corporations ever been summoned for jury duty? #
  • The things about corporate personhood is, even if they may be people, are they citizens? Why is no racist nativist concerned about that?! #
  • Someone accidentally left a VM on my phone about a possible salmonella outbreak at some dairy … Hmm. #
  • @jgbell Best be careful buying artisan cheese, I guess, for a while, eh? #
  • Frak. Bastitch sold it to someone between the time I called and the time I got there. Lame. #
  • Craigslist is cool in a way, but it really gives me blue balls sometimes, so to speak, y'know? #
  • Bunch of films I wanna see all playing at http://t.co/N4AGIyy this week! Time for a marathon again? #
  • @miniver @thorncoyle Wasn't there some of that theme, though, even way back in Dark Knight? It's been a long time coming! #
  • The thing about corporate personhood, if corporations are people, so must equally all collectives be; including unions &, moreover, biomes. #
  • The thing about corporate personhood is corporations are a special interest group being given massive entitlements … by conservatives. #
  • @Nobuooo Huh. Do I really talk about videogames that much? #