Tweets for 2011-09-25

  • Portland peeps! In town tonight, need something to do or I'll go crazy. What's the Hapsburg, Heinz?! #
  • I think iPhones are made with recycled Furby brains. #
  • Black Magic nitro stout http://t.co/NYVdoKkm #
  • Harlan Ellison is the Noam Chomsky of scifi. #
  • Ah, yeah! Blazing Saddles! "What in the wide, wide world of sports is goin' on here?!" #
  • "Harumph! Harumph! Harumph!" #
  • "Excuse me while I whip this out …" #
  • "Oh, baby! You are so talented … And they are so dumb!" #
  • "Are we awake?" "We are not sure." #
  • "Steady as a rock" "Yeah, but I shoot with this hand." #
  • "What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?" #
  • "Always like to keep my audience riveted!" #
  • "Why don't we give him to Mongo?" "Mongo?! Holy shit that's too cruel!" #
  • "… The common clay of the new west. You know … Morons." #
  • "Never mind that shit. It's Mongo!" #
  • "No, no, don't do that! If you shoot him, it will just make him mad." #
  • "Ribbit. Ribbit." #
  • "Lily von Who?" #
  • "Oh! How … ordinary." #
  • "I'm not a rabbit! I need some rest." #
  • "… And always too soon." #
  • "Bitte, baby." "Oh … Why don't you … Loosen your bullets?" #
  • "Baby! Please! I'm not from Havana." #
  • "Don't know. Mongo only pawn in game of life." #
  • "Alright! I'm through being Mr. Goodbar!" #
  • "And now for my next impression …" #
  • "Now, go do … That voodoo … You do … So well!" #
  • "Has anybody got a dime?! Somebody's got to go back and get a shot load of dimes!" #
  • "Sounds like steam escaping." #
  • "Your pies for the great pie fight!" #
  • "You brute! You brute! You vicious brute!" #
  • "Drive me off this picture!" #
  • "Nowhere special. I always wanted to go there." #
  • "I hate them when they're really big, even if they only have a few hit points." #
  • Dream last night that a short order cook friend requested me on Fb, cuz he got my info from the waitress I was flirting with. Awkward! #
  • Wunderstraum. German. "wonderful dream", "miracle dream"? Nice! #