Tweets for 2011-11-26

  • You know, if Apple remains serious about making apps skeuomorphic, there needs to be a global "neat freak" setting for torn paper edges & c. #
  • 2 laptops, 4 iPads, 4 iPhones, 1 Kindle, 2 versions of Fluxx, and a bag of Looney Pyramids. http://t.co/nqT3bWCe #
  • *apple startup sound* "Somebody's computer just restarted." "Hello nurse!" #
  • "Siri, you're stupid!" "Sorry, I'm basically just a zombie Furby. I do the best I can." #
  • @joguldi in the finest tradition of IWW! And an homage! in reply to joguldi #
  • @sicktanick To hell with a jet pack, when I can have that delivered to my door? That's the future! (And, sadly, the past. I miss Kosmo.com) in reply to sicktanick #
  • @sicktanick Kosmo was the best thing EVER: a mini-mart on the internet that delivered to your door! http://t.co/df1BwJi1 in reply to sicktanick #
  • @sicktanick It died a sad death when the Dot com bubble burst back in 2000. No one's figured out how to make that model work yet. in reply to sicktanick #
  • Yes, it is true. I did embellish that story a little. Siri is not made from zombie Furby flesh. At least, I mean, I can't prove it … Yet. #
  • @davegray as above, so below! in reply to davegray #
  • Why make soap with Guinness? I already smell like a bar. That's why I'm taking a shower! Besides, soap shouldn't be made with food. #
  • I'm going to perch here on this couch bird seat. #
  • Au naturale people? You mean "naked" right? #
  • They hung cheese in the trees? What, were they trapping French-Canadians?! #
  • "Yeah, Dave is still a little fucked up." "That's what you get for having a four-letter name." #