Tweets for 2011-11-27

  • Prohibited activities: No Bike Riding, No Rollerskating, No Skateboarding, No Nihilism. http://t.co/9MqAFlxJ #
  • Sun Tzu says in The Art of War: the only strategy an enemy cannot predict is a random one. Useful idea but maybe not when waging friendship. #
  • I see a flaw in my cunningly laid plans, devised just a few moments ago. #
  • Friendship, like Freemasonry: if you want to be one, ask one. Otherwise, you can only read 2 dimensional accounts of those mysteries. #
  • Only Friendship, unlike Freemasonry, has too few top hats to be fully satisfying … Someone should get on that. #
  • @Demon_Writer that's what she said! in reply to Demon_Writer #
  • @thebkwyrm I think the barriers to entry I've set up on friendship are already daunting enough without adding a uniform too … in reply to thebkwyrm #
  • I think I'm going to give up on cunning plans. Time to start implementing kenning plans, thought-horses I ride roughly into social battle. #
  • As if. #
  • Here's the tale of Hiram As If, the chief architect of the Simple in You're Lonesome, murdered by the Fickle seeking the Allegorical Secret. #
  • The secret handshake of Speculative Freematrimony turns out to be an imaginary slap for thinking it existed in the first place. #
  • The secret password is "Friend" after which you are locked in an empty lodge alone while everyone else heads to the bar. Sucker. #
  • @sicktanick "I can't lose, Weishaupt. If the Illuminati strike me down, I shall become more Perfect than I can possibly imagine." in reply to sicktanick #