- No, you can't turn left on Republican St. #
- You guys! There is a captive woman in a box outside my motel serving vile black liquids to travelers whilst wearing lingerie! #
- I fear for our children and the empire when such satanic black magic is allowed on the streets, in public places. #
- In my day, and the days of my father, we went to neighborhood temples to drink the secretions of topless split-tail mermaids. #
- I fear for these times and these morals, when simple and honoured traditions are so thoroughly forgotten. #
- Return to the old ways! Drink your vile libations locally from topless mermaids as the gods intended, not from clothed captives in boxes! #
- @xeni @boingboing Minimalism is good, but I protest the prejudice against kink. Don't fix what isn't broken. Rather indulge and enjoy! in reply to xeni #
- Nice to see the old ways are still practiced in the sacred precinct of Pioneer Square. Restore the temple of http://t.co/beceZgis #
- Okay, now: does anyone remember the exact location of the mortuary temple of Dixie Lee Ray so can go desecrate it? #
- @sicktanick Apparently, King Tut's swag is in town … Amtrak is now at King "Tut" Street Station … in reply to sicktanick #
- "like cows letting their shit fall in a meadow" http://t.co/IsxLP8Jf #
- "Because God loves exclamation points like he despises abiogenesis." http://t.co/wMtXIuyY #
- "We must all ask, sometime or another, what price bliss?" http://t.co/d29mDOer #
- "brains of synaesthetes might suggest 'the neural basis of metaphor' itself" http://t.co/dgNgcZuc #
- "I was NOT asleep. I was thinking. … obviously no well-trained classicist EVER goes to sleep in a public place" http://t.co/W4dVb6vn #
- "making a pilgrimage to Neil's place to be covered in frosting by roller derby girls was just too awesome" http://t.co/vTouRttz #
- "deluded kooks make for a better train wreck" http://t.co/gljD8VKN #
- Amtrak dining car announcer: "If I had 100 tables, I could seat everyone at their own. I don't. Limited seating means community seating." #