Self-help horror for the overlord

In the right circumstances, this “How To Survive a Horror Movie!” list could be quite useful. I also laughed as I read it:

“As a general rule, don’t solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.”

Ah, good times … good times …

Reminds me, of course, of the phenomenally classic “Evil Overlord List” which has been around for ages. If you’ve never seen it, you might want to check this one out too.

Fark got some brains?

Apparently Fark went to see the wizard and got some brains. I noticed that the symbol used to denote a thread has exploded has gone from the sideways 8 infinity symbol to the mathematical Aleph sub 1. Well, it was worth a laugh when I saw it, anyway.

I was just reading some site and they used “biotch” in a sentence. I read that as “biotech” and was really thrown for a second. Now, I’m thinking it might be fun to use “biotech” instead of “biotch” in a sentence, for real.

“Don’t be such a biotech!”

Oh, that’s so retro-future. Could have been a line in the Max Headroom TV Show.