ZOMG my ex moved to PDX 3

ZOMG my ex moved to PDX
i wish her luck and love
success and happiness
i wish her well and truly
everything and anything
her deepest heart desires
i know now we weren’t
even back when we were
nothing to do about that
except be eternally thankful
grateful we didn’t have kids

(part 3 of a series of “ZOMG my ex moved to PDX” wannabe emo punk lyrics)

ZOMG my ex moved to PDX 2

she wouldn’t move
had a life elsewhere
but told me to
go ahead if i dared

now we’re both there
i really shouldn’t care
ZOMG my ex moved to PDX

when we broke up
i had to get away
had to get somewhere
find my own way

now we’re both here
it just really seems unfair
ZOMG my ex moved to PDX

now years later
full circle leapfrog
like a broken record
where i did go she follows

finally, we’re in a place where
we can be apart together
ZOMG my ex moved to PDX

(part 2 of a series of “ZOMG my ex moved to PDX” wannabe emo punk lyrics)

ZOMG my ex moved to PDX 1

ZOMG my ex moved to PDX
she didn’t want to, before
things change, time passes
of course it does, I know
now make the liquid of life flow
sharing the breasts of Portlandia
I’m fresh out of the good blow
should have moved to Bolivia
try to feel anything, something
nothing less, other than this
maybe it’s time to take up cutting
something else I cannot miss
suckling sore teats, this slow sialorrhea

(part 1 of a series of “ZOMG my ex moved to PDX” wannabe emo punk lyrics)