I saw nothing. I wasn’t there. It wasn’t me. You can’t prove it.

Via Fark.com, “[Dumbass] Rumsfeld is on the board of the committee that approved the port deal he claims he’s never heard of“:

Just following in the footsteps of George Bush Sr, who was at the NSA table when the decisions about the Contra weapons was made … I’m sure they can trade stories about what they didn’t witness.