It’s the end of the world as we know it.

I turn my back for a few hours and when I check back the world has gone mad, just mad, I tell you.

“a tiny particle with no charge called an ‘axion’ has been discovered”

“His new number, which he calls “nullity” solves the 1200 year old problem that niether Newton nor Pythagoras could solve, the problem of zero to the zero power.”

“Subsurface aquifers or melting ground ice were floated as possible sources of the water

Aw, hell. “a search helicopter spotted Kim’s body” That freakin’ sucks.

“after a scathing reception to the Zune by the blogs” Ha ha. It was me, all me. I did it, all by myself. *cough* Yeah, nothing to see here, move along.

Do rats flee a sinking ship? “Important Bush Administration officials
are ready to leave
the government rather than undergo two years of hell from Democratic committee chairmen in Congress”