Self-help horror for the overlord

In the right circumstances, this “How To Survive a Horror Movie!” list could be quite useful. I also laughed as I read it:

“As a general rule, don’t solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.”

Ah, good times … good times …

Reminds me, of course, of the phenomenally classic “Evil Overlord List” which has been around for ages. If you’ve never seen it, you might want to check this one out too.