Even our problems have problems

“Claims of rampant voter fraud also give the administration an excuse to cut back prosecutions of the real problem: officials who block voters’ access to the polls.”

“Bush told her in an unsolicited comment that it was actually the State Department that criticized her.” Remind me: Bush is the commander-in-chief of what, exactly? Maybe he could hire a Caesar for the State Department as well as the military? ‘Cause it’s clear that the secretaries just can’t run things well enough.

“One casualty in Britney Spears’ new healthy life style? Her shrinking bust.”

If you’ve got a chicken factory, a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever you call them, you know what I’m talking about.” Or, maybe rabbits?

“In other words, after all that work, we saw Gonzales at his very best yesterday.”

“We don’t even have a list of gun owners, and we have a list of everyone who has been prescribed anti-depressants?” [via]

bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran…” It’s McCain’s Howard Dean moment: Yeagh!. When will the single be released?

“At the heart of our societal problems is the systematic exclusion of many people from fulfillment, leading to a lack of self-esteem.”

“Does the president ever get tired of having to express his full confidence in the people around him these days?”