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“It makes me have my doubts that the first Pentecost went as seamlessly as I’ve always been taught.”

“There’s nothing like making fun to short out the belief circuits and make the dogma howl.”

“Oh my God! Are you saying the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is actually an Illuminati front organisation?”

Secret Pastafarian Video Exposed

“I’m signing this bill because the Flying Spaghetti Monster told me that it’s the right thing to do.”

Personally, I belong to an ultra-secret counter FSM movement and proudly, but secretly, call myself a Pestofarian. After all, the secret is in the sauce.