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"Are the great American habits of directness, foursquare honesty, and a hearty handshake being undermined by fancy-pants French critical theory? You betcha!"
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"What's with all the failing lately? Why fail instead of failure? Why FAIL instead of fail? And why, for that matter, does it have to be 'epic'?"
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"Find that word that you've been thinking about all day but just can't seem to remember"