- Public service announcement about Twilight: Just because they are Vampires doesn’t mean they’re nice people. #
- @tearsofreign Nah. @gleibinger wins. “Janky” is much better than “shady” in almost every way. in reply to tearsofreign #
- It’s too late for this May Day, but I am now on record that I started the tradition for next year: If you don’t wear red, you get pinched! #
- Have I really never seen “What’s New, Pussycat?” before? “When the light hits me a certain way, I’m almost handsome” #
- @joguldi It ain’t easy being green. in reply to joguldi #
- Really, preach it, Br. Kermit! “Who wants to wait around until page 15 being a prince?” #
- @JackB If you do put your top down, don’t forget to wear the pasties or you could get arrested for exposure! in reply to JackB #
- Waiting … waiting … for a package scheduled to arrive today. #
- I got a package crammed in my mailbox yesterday … but, it was a mis-delivery. The postal service is such a tease! #
- I actually had to pry that mis-delivered package out of my box … only to find it was someone’s eBay purchase with delivery confirmation! #
- Which reminds me that I was going to put it out for re-delivery today … #
- I’m trying really hard not to make a joke about my poor mailbox being sore from that huge package being crammed in it twice. But, I failed. #
- I noticed the other day that Squeez on Belmont and 14th is closed. I’ll miss the metal palm tree. Wonder if they’re selling the fixtures? #
- But, you know, I hadn’t been there in … um … a year? So, I must not miss it that much. #
- WTF is it with chyrons that ping or fly across the screen? Intrusive! It’s the sound that signals me to turn it off and listen to music … #
- @Fox12Oregon Chyrons that ping or fly across the screen? Intrusive! It’s the sound that signals me to turn it off and listen to music … #
- I got my package. But, it’s a lie. What arrived was not what was described in a really blatant and disappointing way. Damn. #
- So, I’ll be getting a complete refund, but not until the item gets back to the vendor. I have to buy another before the refund. Arg! #